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Artistic

age 53

Joined 18 years ago

Last login 1 hour ago

So that was an emotionell rollercoaster.... im snarky, cynical, blunt, Quote: "have a humor only I can understand" and "you can be like a dog with a bone" well i guess im aquired taste :D as a stroke survivor i do have a bit of disability, and english not being my 1st language, might show at times, Im just ME

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Argh, they didnt numb me they just twisted and pulled out the polyp, is this a female thing NEVER getting local anesthetic???

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Stats

My BN Status:
I am:	Female
Age:	53
Sexual Preference:	Guys
Am Seeking:	No one at the moment
Marital Status:	Single
Children:	None
Member Since:	8-Aug-05
Last Logged In:	20-Apr-24
Location:	Sweden

About

Star Sign:

Cancer

Is Following:

alwayswet 4u, bicuckcouple69, Brit_de,...

Is Looking For:

A New Friend

Interests:

Movies / Cinema, Music, Nature, Computers / Internet, Cooking, Food / Wine

Other:

dogs, RVs, travelling, hobby making logos, watermarks, profile pics

Appearence

Race:	Caucasian (White)
Body Type:	Overweight
Body Shape:	Hourglass
Height:	5' 3" (160cm)
Weight:	220lbs (15st 10lbs) (99.8kg)
Eye Colour:	Blue
Hair Colour:	Light Brown
Best Feature:	Belly Button
Pubic Hair:	Trimmed
Tatoos:	1 or 2 Discreet
Piercings:	Ears, Nose
Breasts:	Natural

Professional Life

Education:	College
Employment Status:	Retired
Industry:	Medical / Health Services
Job Role:	Other

Lifestyle

Smoking:	No
Drinking:	Socially
Food Pref.:	Non-vegetarian
Religion:	Agnostic
Sense Humour:	Dry / Sarcastic
Social Style:	Better in small groups
Personality:	One of the guys or girls
Libido:	Average
Kinkiest Place I've Had Sex:	glory hole booth

Favourites

Movie:	shawshank redemption
Actor/Actress:	so many good actors
Book:	most crime or thrillers
Author:	king, koontz
Song:	Stay (Shakespears sisters)
Band:	naa
TV Show:	crime
Sport:	hunting,,,, fakers
Drink:	cuba libre, Max
Food:	thai, chinese, steak
Pastime:	making logos, watermarks, profile pics
Thing:	ill bring my swiss army knife
Sex Position:	the pretzel
Person I'd like to Fuck:	Statham

Self Description

What Makes Me Happy:
	hugz and friendly peeps
What Makes Me Sad:
	people not reading profiles or filling in their own
What Makes Me Mad:
	mean bastards, fakers, liers, cheaters,
My Bad Habits:
	i follow people on NN, all the fakers, some are in my favorites, this is of course my personal opinion
My Final Thoughts:
	If you pay me enough... id still stay A-virgin....