Balls to the banner mateys.
Tis a simple competition, take a nude pic o' ye self. Ye must be a standin' on one leg (peg legs do it for me). If ye can a write NN on yet bod, or at least attempt it, be it a favourable.

Tis not difficult, nude and one leg be all I be a askin' get the booty o' 50 nudels.

Hop to it yer bunch o' biscuit eaters!