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Jersey__Girl
age 99
Joined 6 years ago
Last login 1 hour ago
Yes, I used to be Jersey_Girl with one underscore. Long story. I still want to have a few laughs, keep in touch with old friends and make a few new ones. Relaxer is my one and only, so we can just be friends. As I've always said, the brain is the sexiest organ, at least to me, so close-up pics of your dick are just going to turn me off. Leave something to the imagination, guys. *Sigh* Why don't we just dance?
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Barbie never gave me poor body image. She taught me you can’t reattach your head once it’s been removed from the body.
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| I am: | Female |
| Age: | 99 |
| Sexual Preference: | Guys |
| Am Seeking: | No one at the moment |
| Marital Status: | Single |
| In relationship with: | Relaxer |
| Children: | |
| Member Since: | 4-Oct-17 |
| Last Logged In: | 3-May-24 |
| Location: | United States |
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| Is Following: | Relaxer | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Is Looking For: | A New Friend | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Interests: | Arts / Crafts, Mountaineering, Movies / Cinema, Billiards / Pool / Darts, Museums / Galleries, Music, Nature, Cricket, Dancing, Food / Wine, Singing / Playing Instrument, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Tennis / Racket Sports, Gardening, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Literature / History | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Other: | Photography, and, yes, dancing | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Self Description
| What Makes Me Happy: | Sunsets, being with Relaxer |
| What Makes Me Sad: | Intolerance, ignorance |
| What Makes Me Mad: | Driving slow in the passing lane, the NRA, MAGA |
| My Bad Habits: | Saying what I think - my brain editor doesn’t always work. |
| My Final Thoughts: | If I could live anywhere it would be... with my love near the ocean. |
Comments
ausfoIey
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Hoping the procedure goes well and you have a speedy recovery lovely lady, thoughts are with you my dear friend
ausfoIey
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Happy Valentine's Day dear lady
ziplockboy39
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Adding a touch of class i agree about brain
risingmoonsunset
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Just took a stroll in your delicious collection, wondering when will she share new photos?.. I miss your artsy eye and sexiness. Hope all is well :) ~rm
Just took a stroll in your delicious collection, wondering when will she share new photos?.. I miss your artsy eye and sexiness. Hope all is well :) ~rm
MitchandDaisy
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｡+ﾟ☆ﾟ+｡★｡+ﾟҢᶏ𝑝𝑝ɏ 𝘕𝘦𝕨 𝚼𝘦ᶏꞅ☆ﾟ+｡★｡+ﾟ☆ﾟ+
AdeleGingerRaine
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Wishing you the best new years 😀
ausfoIey
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Hoping Santa delivered you everything you wished for my lovely amazing friend
Boltting
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Happy Holidays to you, beautiful!
mrsUnderDog59
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JG, Merry everything to you as well and may the rest of your holidays be filled with joy and happiness ;) :) :)
amancalledpony
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Merry Christmas JG!!
undisclosedid1
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"Santa" is sending Merry Everything wishes to you as well my Sexy Friend! 🎄🥂 Thanks for helping " Make our Seasons Bright" just by being an Amazing Friend! 😊♥
AdeleGingerRaine
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Merry Christmas, I hope you and Relaxer get to have some fun together soon 🙂
MitchandDaisy
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˗ ˏ ˋ ★ˎˊ ˗ ༺𝓜𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂༻༺𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼༻ ˗ ˏ ˋ ★ˎˊ ˗
7woodpecker
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Wow, you look amazing for 99. ;-)
undisclosedid1
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Happy Birthday to one of the Sexiest and Sweetest Friends anyone could ever hope to find! 🎂🎉🎈 🍸🍷
mrsUnderDog59
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Hello JG, sorry I missed you yesterday, I am alive :) :)
Profile last updated: 27-Mar-23