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johnhorny

age 50

Joined 12 years ago

Last login 3 hours ago

I'm a nice friendly horny London based guy looking for meet-ups for hardcore raw fucking, I'm well endowed and shaven with no inhibitions whatsoever and very broad-minded and genuine. Women only please, daytime is ok for me, and NO TIMEWASTERS! I don't do "tributes" so don't ask (I do the real thing, think about it) Please get in contact and we can chat and sort something out, it'll be worth your while. P.S I DON'T DO "TRIBUTES" (if you have difficulty understanding that, find someone to sit you down and explain it to you. Much prefer the real thing!).

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My BN Status:
I am:	Male
Age:	50
Sexual Preference:	Girls
Am Seeking:	A girl
Marital Status:	Single
Children:	None
Member Since:	17-Nov-11
Last Logged In:	4-May-24
Location:	Islington, central London., United Kingdom

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About johnhorny

Star Sign:

Aries

Is Following:

I DON'T do favouritism! I'm not that shallow a person! That's not what I'm about! I'll say this however, I do like those who at least make an effort to chat! :)

Is Looking For:

Anything!, Casual Chat Room Talk, Hard Core Action

Interests:

Arts / Crafts, Movies / Cinema, Museums / Galleries, Music, Nature, Computers / Internet, Nightclubs / Clubs, Shopping, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Hiking / Camping, Literature / History

Other:

Listening to music, gigs, festivals, being a music geek, reading books, hard & dirty fucking.

Appearence

Race:	Caucasian (White)
Body Type:	Average
Height:	5' 9" (175cm)
Eye Colour:	Brown
Hair Colour:	Dark Brown
Best Feature:	Cock
Pubic Hair:	Shaven
Tatoos:	None
Piercings:	None
Penis Length:	8" (20.3cm)
Circumcised:	No

Professional Life

Education:	Uni Graduate
Job Role:	Other

Lifestyle

Sense Humour:	Clever / Quick Witted
Social Style:	Better in small groups
Personality:	Flirter
Libido:	High
Kinkiest Place I've Had Sex:	Tony Blairs back garden!

Favourites

Movie:	Nixon, JFK, the Indiana Jones saga, Star Wars saga
Actor/Actress:	None specific.
Book:	Ohh, I couldn't say! I'm a voracious reader I am!
Author:	None specific.
Song:	Too many to mention!
Band:	Pearl Jam, the Who, Soundgarden, RATM Led Zeppelin
TV Show:	I like a lot of Sky Arts programming.
Sport:	Zzzzzzzzzzzz
Drink:	Coffee, orange juice.
Food:	I'll eat what's put in front of me thankyou!
Pastime:	Relaxing! Or hard fucking.
Thing:	Live music, and of course hard fucking!
Sex Position:	Doggy, cowgirl, titwanking, rimming, 69, anal.
Person I'd like to Fuck:	Err, I live in the real world thankyou!

Self Description

What Makes Me Happy:
	People close to me being ok, listening to music, finishing a book, the arts, music, REAL women stuff out of the way so I can actually relax, pleasureing a woman, oh, and hard fucking!
What Makes Me Sad:
	People close to me in times of trouble & pain, poverty, seeing people homeless, death persecution of vunerable people, and no sex!
What Makes Me Mad:
	Celebrity gossip/culture, fashionistas (how shallow & superficial!), fakes, posuers, hipsters, stupid twats in skinny-jeans, phone zombies, selfie whores, reality tv, Nigel Farrage, TOMEAH Robinson and his edl gammons (Nazi scum the lot of them), Paul Golding, racism and racists, islamophobia, the far-right (SCUM!), Gammons (racist lives don't matter), these "all lives matter" toerags, white fragility, misogony, transphobia, "patriotism", flag-shaggers, centerists, antivaxers, Andrew Tate, (never even heard of the nonce until young Greta handed him his ass!), Katie Hopkins, Rupert Murdoch, Boris Johnson (I wish the CUNT would fuck off & DIE!), Lee Anderson, Matt Hancock, the continued persecutation of the ill & the poor & the disabled & anyone else at the bottom of society by this Nazi government, abelism and disability deniers, ATOS/Maximus, the Daily Mail, greedy cunts, the fact that sickos like Jimmy Saville & Leon Brittan have escaped justice, the Royal family, sycophants, bootlickers, serfdom, hangovers, snobs, bulies, hypocrisy, two-faced people, cowards, white-privalage, alpha males/females, managerial jargon, managerial types (they need a kick in the balls), narcissisism gas-lighting and projection, tone-policing, virtue-signaling, toxic productivity, toxic positivity, timewasters, unimaginative one line responses to PM's, bullshitters, being outbid on eBay, the Sasanaigh (always ALWAYS at it!) Christ, I could be here all bloody day! :-@
My Bad Habits:
	Giving people the benefit of the doubt, or crediting people with too much common sense & intelligence than they deserve and then they let you down!
My Final Thoughts:
	If I was a millionaire... I'd retire to the Irish countryside, away from this fucking mad, and mean cruel country! In a nice quiet village out in the countryside, a few local shops, a few (late) local pubs ;) , but near enough to see the towns! Yeah! That'd do me great! 🤗